Hard Time with Best Friends

Hard Time with Best Friends “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.” Groucho Marx is telling a reporter through the glass of the prisons visiting room, a black telephone pressed to his ear, “A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying; damn, that was […]

The Man Left on the Moon

The Man Left on the Moon The space race had reached its climax. The Russian embassy had been left for dust by the superior United States of America. Their Prime Minister had recently addressed the nation of Russia proclaiming that if the Americans were going to land on the moon, they were to colonise Mars. […]

Goldilocks & The 3 Bears (Reimagined)​

Goldilocks & The 3 Bears (Reimagined) A beautiful young blonde girl skipped through a field of wheat.  In years to come she may grey and become an inept Prime Minister, at which point she would fondly reminisce on these care-free, and apparently parent-free days. Alas, it seemed unlikely. Someone already did that. Nonetheless, onward she […]

The Library

The Library INT. LIBRARY. DAYTIME GEOFF is standing in the centre of a library, shelves of books surrounding him. The library is empty with the exception of a small, elderly lady sitting behind the main desk. GEOFF:(Screaming directly into the camera) Do you like to read? Do you? Do you LIKE it? Geoff leans in closer […]